
If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
YOU ARE SO NICE AW thank youu! my blog makes me laugh too haha :p
What the fuck

my browser froze on a gif and this is what happened
idk he looks the same to me
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qurllllthe real criminals here are those eyebrows