If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
YOU ARE SO NICE AW thank youu! my blog makes me laugh too haha :p
What the fuck
my browser froze on a gif and this is what happened
idk he looks the same to me
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the real criminals here are those eyebrows